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Bad Sanses Adventures

Baking Time!! Part 2 (Part 1, Part 3, Part 4)

Masterlist

Cross was traveling through dimensions, having stopped trying to control Night's power. Suddenly, he fell face-first into the snow. As he looked up, he saw a pair of purple boots.

??? - “Oh my! Hey there~ need help~~?”

Cross glanced up and saw the sans from that AU. He wore a purple vest, open to reveal a crop top that showcased his ribs, along with a pair of black pants and, of course, his purple boots. The skeleton extended his hand, and Cross grabbed it, finally pulling himself up.

Skeleton - *Smirking* “I've never seen a cutie like you before~~. From which AU do you come from~?”

Cross remained silent, deep in thought. “Hmm, maybe the portal brought me here because he knows how to bake … Alright! I’ll trust the portal's choice,” he mused with a smile, making the skeleton a bit uneasy.

The skeleton opened his mouth, about to speak, but Cross was faster.

Cross - “Do you know how to bake?”

Skeleton - *a bit surprised* “Umm, well yes *smirking, flirty* “I know how to bake very well~”

Cross - “Alright then, umm... can we bake at your house?”

Skeleton - *Surprised* “Umm, yeah, .. follow me~”

The skeleton, who later introduced himself as Lust, guided Cross to his house. However, Lust had a strange feeling that this baking session might involve actual baking.

Killer had arrived in a pacifist AU. Of all the AUs, he thought this one would be his best shot, even if it wasn't exactly neutral. As Killer wandered around, he felt a powerful aura behind him.

Killer - *Smiling and raising his hands as he turns around* “Hey, I’m not here to fight—” *interrupted*

Stretch (Swap Papyrus) glared at him, never lowering his guard.

Stretch - *threatening* “What do you want?”

Killer - “Just a little help—” *interrupted again*

Stretch - “Well, you’d better go somewhere else; no one here will help you,”

Killer - *Annoyed* “Stop interrupting me! Besides, you don’t even know what I need help with.”

Stretch - “Probably something evil,”

Killer - *smiles* “Yeah, I need help baking an evil cake.”

Stretch - *confused* “Evil cake?”

Killer - “Well, no, it’s actually a normal cake”

Stretch - “Why do you need to bake a cake?”

Killer - *With a bright smile* “I’ll tell you if you help meeeeee!”

Stretch sighed and nodded. Killer did a little dance of happiness.

Killer - “Oh, but we’ll have to make it at your place,”

Stretch - *Immediately* “No.”

Killer - “Yes! Everyone has to be in different places”

Stretch sighed and teleported to his kitchen, with Killer right behind him. Stretch remained suspicious of Killer's true motives and planned to keep a close eye on him.

Nightmare didn’t have many people he could “hang” around with, mostly due to his reputation. Even some neutral AUs avoided him. “Maybe I should do it alone; after all, I already sent Error to him anyway,” Nightmare thought as he continued to pass through AUs. He stopped when he felt a deathly aura.

Reaper - “Wow, how surprising it is to see you without a book”

Nightmare - “Well, I’m a bit busy to be reading, and I do have a book”

Reaper - *smirks* “Going to destroy another AU? And without your gang? Wow,”

Nightmare - “No, not today. Today is a baking day,”

Reaper - *Surprised* “You know how to bake?”

Nightmare - *Taking out the baking book,* “No, but now I do.”

Reaper - *Chuckling* “Let me help you.”

Nightmare - *Raising an eyebrow* “You know how to bake?”

Reaper - *Smiling* “No, but now I will.”

Nightmare - *Rolling his eyes* “Alright, just don’t add any of your death scent.”

Reaper smiled and followed Nightmare to his castle.

Dust teleported to a specific AU after getting the hang of Error's magic. He quickly blocked an attack and looked up to see the skeleton he wanted to bake with.

Shatter Dream – *ready to attack again* “What are you doing here?”

Dust – “Calm down; I'm not here to fight.”

Shatter – “Just to make it clear, I won't build another treehouse. I’d prefer to fight than do that ever again.”

Dust – *chuckles* “Well, it’s not exactly building a treehouse.”

Shatter – “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Dust – *chuckles* “Nah, it’s nothing too bad. Just baking.”

Shatter – *smiles brightly, lowers his tentacles, and quickly teleports near Dust* “Why didn't you say so!?”

Shatter quickly teleported Dust and himself to his kitchen, surprising Yan.

Yan – “Whoa!”

Shatter – *teleports Yan away* “Alright, now what do you want to bake?” *uses his tentacles to grab several baking books* “We can bake bread, cakes, cookies, pies, and so much more.”

Dust – *perplexed* “Whoa, I didn't think you liked to bake.”

Shatter – “It's just a little hobby.”

Dust – *counting the books, surprised by how many there are* “A little!?”

Shatter – *chuckles* “Well, what do you want to bake?”

Horror was pacing through AUs, unsure of where to go. He knew Saejun (Farm Sans) was very busy; after all, it was harvest season. As Horror wandered, he found himself in a park and sat down, watching the ducks. He was so immersed in his thoughts that he didn't notice the skeleton beside him.

Skeleton – *tapping his shoulder* “What’s got you so worried?”

Horror quickly moved away, surprised to see that it was Dream.

Dream – *putting his hands up* “Calm down, I won't attack you.”

Horror sat down again, though he kept his guard up.

Dream – “… So, what’s got you so worried?”

Horror – “Well, I need to bake, something .. with a partner, but my friend is busy, .. and the others also have, .. to bake.”

Dream stayed quiet, he wanted to help but unsure if Horror would accept his offer.

Dream – “Well, I may not be a very good baker, but I can help you if you want.”

Horror – *smiles, a little surprised* “Really? .. You’d like, to help .. me?”

Dream – *smiling* “Yes.”

Horror – “Alright! Oh, but umm…”

Dream – “What’s wrong?”

Horror – “We need to, use another kitchen; .. after all, Night is .. going to use the castle's, kitchen.”

Dream – *surprised, whispers* “Night? … *talks normally* Well, don't worry. We can use the one in this AU. I'll just ask, and we can get to baking.”

Horror nodded and followed Dream toward Toriel's house.

Error arrived in Flufftale, knowing exactly who to ask for help. He entered the café, and the skeleton behind the counter gave him a warm, calm smile.

Ccino – “Hello, Error! The same as always?”

Error – “Nø thåńks; Î çâme tø reqùëst sømëthîng.”

Ccino – “Well, anything for a friend.”

Error – “Yøu sēë, wë ârë båkîng fòr ëâçh øther, ând sîncë sømë øf us døn't knøw h0w tø båkë, înclùdîng më, wë dëcîdëd tø gët pârtnërs. Î thøught, ümm, yøu cøùld, ümm, hëlp mè…ønlÿ îf yøu wånt tø.”

Ccino – *smiling* “Oh, of course! I'll help! Come over here.”

Ccino opened the little door for Error to pass behind the counter. Error followed Ccino to the kitchen, feeling happy that his request had been accepted.

He could still remember their first meeting as if it were yesterday. Nightmare had decided to visit the café, he likes to enjoy a black coffee while reading. Since Error didn't want to be involved in the others' shenanigans, he accompanied Nightmare.

Error had been surprised by how relaxed Nightmare was in the café and how chatty he became with Ccino. Error felt a bit weird and curious about what Nightmare saw in that particular skeleton. So, he visited repeatedly, and slowly he began to understand why, Ccino was a calm and understanding skeleton, someone you could consider a big brother or a good friend.

Error was just glad that he had received Night's hints to come here. The truth was that Night had sent him here, knowing that Error was uncomfortable or, to put it nicely, not accustomed to interacting with others. Therefore, before they left, Night had nudged Error to visit Flufftale, and Error had deliberately taken the bait.

[lover-of-skellies]

Writing Masterlist

since this is starting to get longer and longer, I figured I’d put a cut, just to save everyone some time when scrolling through my crap here :P

My other blogs, for anyone who'd like to know where else they can find me on this hellsite: @ohgodallthefandoms-backup (my main), @zlamina (only animal stuff), @skelesinners-r-us (my nsfw skeleton jester/daycare attendant blog), @ask-the-riders (an ask blog for the riders of the apocalypse), @skellies-art (the place where I put all my doodles), @pareidolia-artprompts (a random art prompt blog where I post visual art prompts), and @radical-superstar-daycare (a special blog I made for Daycare Attendant!Fresh, Sonnie (Sundrop!Conquest), and Lunar (Moondrop!Retribution). The newest addition to my blogs is @tsams-and-co-memes, where I post TSBS memes

Pareidolia-artprompts, ask-the-riders, and radical-superstar-daycare are on a hiatus of sorts rn. Just a heads up, ig

Link to my AO3 here

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AU Skeleton Nickname Master List here

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Choose Your Own Path routes

Start

Handshake

Baby Ducks

Continue Walking

Fight

Rock

One Last Attempt

Choose Your Own Path 2/CYOP2 routes

Start

Walk a little faster

Unlikely Circumstances

Unlikely Circumstances (Part 1)

Unlikely Circumstances (Part 2)

Nep/Gill/Betta Related

In Deep Water

Betta x Reader ("face reality" prompt)

The Union

Congrats, You're a Dad!

UnderFell/MafiaFell(/MobFell) Related

To The Moon and Back (UF!Sans x Reader)

Light In The Dark (UF!Sans x Nyctophobic!Reader)

Family Secrets

Necro/NecroTale Related

Necro's story (part 1 of ???)

Touch starved (w/Necro)

Red Velvet (a father's day scenario w/Mal and Necro)

My Glitchy Daughter

Nightmares

HorrorTale Related

You Should Be

Distractions (HT!Sans x Reader fluff that very quickly becomes suggestive)

Eat You Up ("hunted down" horror prompt w/HT!Sans)

Marked

Nightmare/Bad Sanses Related

Alone (Nightmare x Reader (kinda sorta))

Nightmare's Puppets

A Way Out

Mother Void

Locked up and left behind (w/Nightmare and Mal)

Mistake/Accident prompt w/Cross and Error (comic)

No Strings On Me (puppeteer prompt w/Error and Nightmare

Little Hellion (Dadmare & baby Nyx)

Sleep Paralysis horror prompt w/ Sleep Paralysis!Nightmare

Abyss (Sleep Paralysis!Nightmare prompt continuation)

Overgrown - prompt w/Nightmare

Comfort food - prompt w/Horror

Rampage - prompt w/Nightmare

Fear of the Dark (Figment!Killer blurb)

I Am Dust And Shadow (Figment!Dust blurb)

Dream/Star Sanses Related

Locked up and left behind (w/Blueberry)

The birth of Yanberry (horror/angst prompt w/Shattered Dream and Blueberry)

Template (and eventually Pale) Related

Template's Offer

Spider Donuts and Scarves (a father's day scenario w/Mal and Template)

Mal Related

Mal to the Rescue/Error Gets Vibe Checked

Mal's New Attack

Mal and Geno - family fluff

Mal's Great Escape

The origin of a name (contains TWs)

And Then There Was One

Mal discovers she's pregnant

Mal meets herself

Ships

A Life Worth Living (CrossMare fluff prompt)

Cause of Death: Love (NightBerry angst)

Greatly Disappointed (NightKiller angst)

Slammed into a wall (w/ErrInk)

"Hang on, hang on, we're gonna fall off the bed/couch-" (fluff prompt w/ErrInk)

Mine ("til death do us part" prompt w/Dark Cream)

Never Speak To Strangers

Start

Check Other Windows

Risky Business

Start

Sure, but we need to make it fast - route

Apologize - route

Try the front door of the facility - route

Use the vent - route

Go into the daycare attendant’s room - route

Other Characters

Forum Deals With Flirting

Kisses, cuddles, and cocoa (UT!Papyrus x Reader)

Paps' Nightmare

That's how much I love you (Yandere US!Papyrus x Reader)

That's how much I love you [part 2] (Yandere US!Papyrus x Reader x Yandere US!Sans)

Info masterlist on my characters

Reasons To Not Mess With Mal or Betta

Kiss prompt masterlist

Headcanon voices/audio edits/voice claims masterlist

Smoochability rating masterlist

Little Thief (NOT AN UTAU FIC)

One Fear (NOT AN UTAU FIC)

Here's a link to my nsfw smutfic masterlist, if you're at all into reading stuff of that nature

And here's the link that'll take you to a masterlist of stuff for the riders of the apocalypse :P it's both an info masterlist and a writing masterlist rolled into one, so ye

EDIT: if you have something you'd like me to write, feel free to send me an ask :) I'm not at all judgmental and I'll write just about anything. I'm even willing to take smut requests as well, if that's more your cup of tea :P (request smut stuff here -> @skelesinners-r-us)

((If any of the links don't work or take you somewhere other than where they're supposed to, let me know!))

[hazard-queen]

my God, I'm totally in love with Idia, so I thought of something ... Imagine if one day, Idia accidentally took a potion that would make him less shy and be very affectionate with his girlfriend. (wanting kisses, hugs, holding hands) And when the potion is over, he remembers everything he did, it would be hilarious! Ah, have a great day, your HCs are perfect and improve my days a lot!

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Idia shroud

• It was almost 3 am and idia was awake, not like if it's something unusual but what is really unusual what he was doing!

• Steam was everywhere and even escaping from any place out of his room's door, a weird purple glowing could be visible from under the door.

• Idia was giggling to himself as he stood in fron of a magic pot with his mischievous grin as he was mixing liquids together, it was a potion he heard about, if you drink it then the one you love would love you back!....did he make the recipe correctly? Let's figure out!

• He took a full bottle of it into one mouth then he squeezed his eyes shut with a disgusted expression

• "Bleh...it tastes horrible!" Said idia as he put the bottle away and looked at himslef.

• "Nothing changed!" He said disappointed before his head feels heavy dropping him asleep on the sofa.

• Next day you were having your classes and talking with your friends like normal, you saw some tall shadow covering you from behind.

• "Isn't that?"

• On hearing your friend you turned around to see who was standing behind

• "Idia!!!!" You shouted in a surprise

• "Surprised?" Said idia rising an eyebrow to you, he was so strange, not like he used to be.

• "Y yes! I really am?" You said with a smile as sweat dropped from your forehead

• "Is it a bad surprise or what?" Said idia frowning as he drew closer to your face.

• "N no! I I'm just not used to see you around, are you ok?"

• "Why wouldn't i? And I'm free to go wherever i go! By the way...what are you doing?" Said idia crossing his arms looking at your friends

• "I I'm talking with my friends!" You said as they waved to idia who looked at them now angirly then to you.

• "I didn't allow this!" Idia put a hand on his hip and waved with the other.

• "Eh?"

• "Come with me!" Said idia as he snatched your hand and held it tight to his dragging you away from your friends, it's not that he only now walking around but he's holding your hand too! Usually he used to faint when you hold his hand....

• After you attended lessons together he took you to have a meal at the cafeteria, he paid it all for you!

• "Won't you eat?"

• "Nope, i will watch you!" Said idia with a smirk, you felt immediately something off, you took a seat and you began to eat,you offered him some of your food but he turned down your offer.

• You were dipping fries into sauce and eating them, you were busy eating and he took the chance, he sneaked his hand towards your free one holding it, you blushed on the sudden action, it didn't stop here, he opened your hand and tangled his fingers to yours and as you keep the eye contact he drew closer to you, his face was inches to yours, you shut your eyes closed still holding the sauce dipped fry in your other hand, suddenly you felt something on it.

• You opened your eyes to see idia taking the fry with his mouth from youe hand,his lips touched your fingers , returning to his seat he licked the sauce from his lips with his tongue, he gave you a strange glance, you gasped on his action and your face was just the same colour as riddle's hair.

• You stood up and ran away from him, there must be a problem with him so he would act like this, then suddenly something or someone crashed in you made you fall to the ground.

• "Oowwww" you said rubbing your back from the fall but as you opened your eyes you saw ortho.

• "(Y/n)! Did you see nii-san idia?" Said ortho worried

• "I saw him today but...he was so strange, do you know what happened?"

• "He made a potion that was supposed to be a love potion, but he made (bold) one by adding a different ingredient, i made the curing potion but i can't find him!" On hearing this you now knew what's wrong with idia, but why? Why would he do this!

• You went back with ortho to idia, you ran with the potion to him, he eyed it then looked at you questioning

• "What is this?" Idia rised an eyebrow looking at you

• "This option will return you back to your normal!" You said happily giving the potion to him, he took it from your hand and looked at it then look at you.

• "Do you really love the old idia?"

• "More than you think!"

• Idia drink the new potion and went disgusted again!

• "Bleh! It's so disgusting.....what am i doing here?......(y/n)!!????" Said idia looking around scared then looked back to you

• "Oh well *explains*"

• "W w WHAT?!" The heat ran through idia's face on hearing what you told him, he wished the ground crack and swallow him than hearing that.

• "AAAAAAAH OK ENOUGH ENOUGH PLEASE STOP!" screamed idia who was a blushing mess he was about to faint to the floor from embarrassment , oh my! He nearly got a heart attack.

• " but idia...why did you make this option from the start?" Your eyes sparked like a puppy cause you almost know the answer.

• Idia startrd playing with his fingers and mutter things so fast

• "Becauseiloveyouandi wantedyoutolovemelikeidobutthiswasimpossiblesoimadethispotionhopingyouwillfallinlovewithme" idia spoke in light speed that your prain nearly snapped, he then rised his eyes shyly to meet yours,those golden eyes were so innocent and soft as ever...just as you love them.

• "Awwww idia! I love you just the who you are!" You said with a closed eyes smile giving idia a huge tight hug.

• You could see the "error" message coming out from his head and steam coming out his ears, poor idia couldn't handle all of this, he ran to his room buring himself under the blanket, he swore that he couldn't sleep nights just by remembering the hug you gave to him or things he did back then.

• "Oh idia~♡"